Abed (Chad) in Cougar Town (2.21)
There’s literally nothing I love more than screen capping Mr. Krabs’ nervous breakdowns.
Don’t laugh.
#i’m just sort of convinced that rdj falls in love with every attractive british male he works with #jude law is probably sending him angry texts every night #’robert honey where are you?’ #’you’re with tom aren’t you?’ #’i knew it!’ #’you cheating slut!’ #’am i not good enough for you anymore?’ #’hUH?’

Perhaps? I’m not sure if I’ll be home for it, but I hope so!
What a random question, anon. Who are you?

And then there’s this.
no, no… why is this book happening…
GUYS THERE’S SOMETHING IN MY VAGINA AND IT IS NOT A DICK
I THINK IT MAY BE SATAN
CALL GHOST BUSTERS
OR A GYNECOLOGIST
WHAT DO YOU MEAN GHOST BUSTERS CAN’T LOOK INTO MY VAGINA
WHAT DO YOU MEAN MY GYNECOLOGIST CAN’T PERFORM AN EXORCISM
No, it only gets worse with the bio on amazon:
“It’s difficult to love a woman whose vagina is a gateway to the world of the dead…
Steve is madly in love with his eccentric girlfriend, Stacy. Unfortunately, their sex life has been suffering as of late, because Steve is worried about the odd noises that have been coming from Stacy’s pubic region. She says that her vagina is haunted. She doesn’t think it’s that big of a deal. Steve, on the other hand, completely disagrees.
When a living corpse climbs out of her during an awkward night of sex, Stacy learns that her vagina is actually a doorway to another world. She persuades Steve to climb inside of her to explore this strange new place. But once inside, Steve finds it difficult to return… especially once he meets an oddly attractive woman named Fig, who lives within the lonely haunted world between Stacy’s legs.”…And the fact it has mainly 5 stars on amazon.
My favourite part of the synopsis:
She says that her vagina is haunted. She doesn’t think it’s that big of a deal.
I’m just imagining this girl shrugging and being like “Eh. Haunted vagina. You know, the usual.”
Also, THE TITLE IS THE HAUNTED VAGINA
THAT IS LITERALLY THE TITLE OF THIS NOVELFrom the author of “Apeshit”.
THIS
SOUNDS LIKE MY KIND OF BOOK
I sort of want to buy this just to say I have it… and I will put it everywhere that asks “what are some of your favourite books?” My Haunted Vagina. “What is a book that has inspired you?” My Haunted Vagina. “What is a book you would recommend?” My Haunted Vagina. 8|